Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somebits to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the beast, leading some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone viral online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
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Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a pen full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.